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at Mutiny 3</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-06T16:42:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://chrismaley.com/2013/05/02/senator-pat-toomey-its-cool-really-its-cool/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-02T01:22:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://chrismaley.com/2013/04/24/that-weirdness-in-the-air-its-called-evolution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://chrismaley.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/new-chart-for-blog.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>New Chart.For 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Book Cover</image:title><image:caption>This story is about an Unpaid Overtimer who snapped, then snapped out of it. To atone for murder, he vows to create jobs and save our economy. A look back at the years 2000–2010 and their ambiguous strain of fear. 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