I finally got it together.
These two gentlemen showed up to the set and when the camera started to roll, it was like they felt my story. I was no longer watching two pitchmen, I was watching the storyboard for the infomercial come to life.
As an indie writer, my funds are limited, so hiring Glenn Beck to be my spokesperson wasn’t feasible. But now that I’m looking at the finished product, I can’t imagine it with anybody else besides these two.