Aiming to succeed Donald Trump and JD Vance as the USA’s President and Vice President, Big Balls and Tucker Carlson will top the GOP’s 2028 ticket,
In simpler times, I thought Eric Trump would be POTUS. Crazy, right?
Yes, I was wrong and now own my mistake. Instead of Eric, Big Balls will be the one campaigning in two short years to rest his big balls on top of the button that launches the nukes. Standing by his side will be Tucker Carlson, clad in silk Hitler-pajamas.
With that said, we Democrats need to focus on the serious task at hand: winning the 2026 mid-term elections. Both the House and Senate are within reach. We can do this. Forget the polls, just get out the vote.
We’re at less than two weeks, folks. I’ve phone-banked with Call 4 Change before. Swing Left organizes some good events, too. Knocking on doors, calling folks to make sure they’re good to go—it all works. Check in on friends and family.
Currently, the election doesn’t look good for the GOP’s Project 2025 and Silicon Valley donor class. Jeffrey Epstein’s buddy, Peter Thiel, is fleeing to Argentina because he no longer has faith in a Vance future. Another of Epstein’s buddies, Trump, seems to think that yet another Epstein-buddy, Elon Musk, can buy the 2026 mid-term election for the GOP, thus saving him from a lame-duck two years.
We need to barrel down for this final push because Musk could very well be doing so. He didn’t get the nickname “Apartheid Clyde” because he believes in democracy.
Our corporate-owned media sucks for enabling Musk’s obvious attempts to outright buy us, giving his bad-faith mumbo-jumbo more credit than it deserves,. But Phony Stark has failed before. And now, he is putting up a record amount of dough for 2026. Let’s make him feel like he wasted it.
Money isn’t everything…which is why those with too much money are panicking.
#VoteBlue then it is time to #TaxTheRich.
Earlier posts:
• Sith Rebirth, my Star Wars fanfiction story.
• Are you in your twenties and wondering what’s up with your parents?
• A gigantic thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh.
• World events since I released my first book.
• Open letter to a selfie of my drunk-ass self, taken on August 11th, 2001.
I write fiction and have a dark comedy series available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it. Here’s my professional site, my trade. Follow me on Medium.
