Will the guy who is going to pardon Ghislaine Maxwell also federalize Washington, D.C.?

“Neither of these highly dramatized accounts aligns with the Metropolitan Police Department’s report. While Trump and Musk claimed a brutal assault involving a gang of men, the MPD reported an unarmed carjacking, with only two 15-year-old suspects detained, a girl and a boy.” 
— New Republic

History will record that the DOGE staffer Edward Coristine (call sign: Big Balls) got beaten up by teens last week in an attempted unarmed carjacking.

Yes, in spite of the American fascists‘ desire to rewrite history, it will be written that Big Balls got his ass beat by teens who were not carrying weapons.

Immediately after the news broke, Big Balls’ commanding general, Apartheid Clyde, embellished the incident’s details to make Big Balls seem more like a Navy SEAL and less like a white weasel.

And on August 9th, the Tweet above got posted.  

Ninety years after the Reichstag Fire, where Nazis staged the firebombing of a government building in order to manufacture a crackdown on the citizenry, the USA finds itself in a different conundrum: our President is desperate to make a pedophilia scandal involving teen girls go away. Only he has lost control of the narrative. His voters are beginning to think Bonespurs may not be the white knight in shining armor that he pretends to be. 

Jeffrey Epstein’s buddy is desperate. Big Balls and fascism to the rescue. 

Earlier posts:
• The 1% need a tax increase. Their souls cry out for it.
• Are you in your twenties and wondering what’s up with your parents?
• A gigantic thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh.
• World events since I released my first book.
• Open letter to a selfie of my drunk-ass self, taken on August 11th, 2001.

I write fiction and have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it. Here’s my professional site, my trade. Follow me on Medium.