Predatory capitalists need martyrs, too., continued.

This post goes out to anyone who worries that the GOP has no backup in place after they kill the Affordable Care Act. If true, this would lead to a spike in monthly premiums for millions while prompting millions of others to give up their healthcare altogether.

Though Mike Johnson wears the lying little smirk well, when it comes to healthcare plans, he is not lying, believe it or not. I have seen the Right’s healthcare plan. It simplifies the process.

To top-line it: their plan begins with using workers’ premiums to erect a statue, 1776 feet tall and made of solid gold, of the dude who Luigi killed late last year.

After the statue is finished, any non-rich person who wants healthcare companies to authorize treatments will need to venture to the statue and cry rivers of tears while huddling at the statue’s base, a base covered in precious jewels and wrapped with skins from animals on the endangered species list. According to the plan, the more North Korean your wailing sounds, the better your chances of receiving care that your premiums have already paid for.

If you work in an inspiring-sounding speech about the greatness of free markets as you ask for penance, odds are this move will please the gatekeepers of your care.

Fascism & Family Values, amirite, right-wingers? Nothing like killing people and profiteering from it. Chattel slavery and Native American genocide are part of the USA’s DNA. Some of us white people pine for those days more than I do.

Folks: stay level-headed when provoked. The people who are out to ruin healthcare also want to ruin democracy. Micro-aggressive warriors are searching for an excuse to dial 911 on the nation. Violence is what they want. Non-violence is the answer. A non-violent, class-based revolution on a mass scale would be amazing.

Predatory capitalists need martyrs, too. II. Earlier posts:
• The 1% need a tax increase. Their souls cry out for it.
• Are you in your twenties and wondering what’s up with your parents?
• A gigantic thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh.
• World events since I released my first book.
• Open letter to a selfie of my drunk-ass self, taken on August 11th, 2001.

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