Riffing off of my #TaxTheRich posts.

ICYMI: most of the musical acts that signed up to play the USA’s Freedom 250 concert in Washington, D.C. on July 4th, 2026 have since dropped out.

I dunno…maybe these bands don’t want their names to be associated with overpaid child molesters and incompetent white nationalists, maybe? Just spitballing here, trying to figure out this shitshow or shitstorm or shitparty or whatever-this-shit-is.

USA! USA! USA! (Sarcasm, gotta love it.)

The Donald Trump White House has a problem. And Mars Junction, the “hard-hitting rock band” fronted by crypto-bitcoin-bros Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss, is the concert’s solution, IMO.

If you’re not familiar with Mars Junction, check out this 6/25/22 Daily Beast headline: Winklevoss Twins Take Shitty Band on the Road While Their Startup Flounders.

Four years later, as Trump pushes the country towards ruin, doesn’t that article header seem metaphorical, like it is about more than just two bros and their fleeting diversion from a crypto-conqueror fantasy? We have DOGE, SCOTUS ruining voting rights, the J6er Pedo Protector Slush Fund—that DB headline seems to say a lot about the United States of America as it turns 250 years old.

I hear you. You’re saying, “Chris, my dude, while you do lay out a nice thought from a political/financial point of view, concerts are about music—I wanna hear the band, man. My rational mind doesn’t know how to rock out…convince my ears, brother.”

I get it. Here you go, for your listening enjoyment, Mars Junction.

Like I said, the perfect headliner for Freedom 250, the band my country deserves as it touts ICE, for-profit healthcare gains, and AI slop replacing artistry. We reelected Donald Trump to our highest office. Mars Junction is the band worthy of a musical commemoration that takes place during his Presidency. Our countrywide party needs to feel like a forced-fun corporate event, with middle managers roaming the crowd and threatening to write up any person who doesn’t buy band merch.

It’s all about trickle-down economics and keeping the Epstein-Trump Files closed.

If you want to know the truth, I don’t care about the sad state of the USA. I care about Planet Earth. And the USA’s worst people are committed to destroying Earth. They hide behind fake patriotism to do it. Which is a story as old as the USA itself.

We can change. No. We need to.

Earlier posts: 
• Sith Rebirth, my Star Wars fanfiction story.
• Are you in your twenties and wondering what’s up with your parents?
• A thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh.
• World events since I released my first book.
• Open letter to a selfie of my drunk-ass self, taken on August 11th, 2001.

I write fiction and have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it. I just posted a Star Wars fanfiction book, an idea that got inspired by the idea that strong women terrify men like Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Here’s my professional site, my trade. Follow me on Medium.