Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued.

ICYMI: SIgnal Pete Hegseth announced that he will be ordering testosterone testing for the nation’s servicemembers. Signal Pete loves fellas who refer to themselves as “alpha males“.

Looking at how the Donald Trump team has been handling issues during his second presidential term, I have a theory that might explain where this new testosterone initiative came from.

Wind back the clocks some months. Signal Pete and Don Jr. receive a hot stock tip about a supplements manufacturer. One of the company’s most important new products is a brand of testosterone.

At that moment, the wheels inside Signal’s and Jr.’s two pin-heads started to turn.

Fast-forward to this week and Signal Pete’s official announcement a few days ago. Think of his statement as the launch campaign for this supplements company’s new business strategy. As the campaign begins its evolution into Phase 2, Signal Pete is going to announce that all servicemembers who test low-t will have to spend their own money on the testosterone brand he’s invested in.

At a 15% markup, of course.

Thank you for your service, amirite?

Rich white trash gotta rich white trash. It’s the trash way.

Earlier posts:
• Sith Rebirth, my Star Wars fanfiction story.
• Are you in your twenties and wondering what’s up with your parents?
• A gigantic thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh.
• World events since I released my first book.
• Open letter to a selfie of my drunk-ass self, taken on August 11th, 2001.

I write fiction and have a dark comedy series available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it. Here’s my professional site, my trade. Follow me on Medium.