Elon Musk thinks he can buy democracy. Let’s waste his money and save the USA at the same time. 

“You know Trump is losing because Jared, Ivanka, and Melania are nowhere to be seen. If he really was ahead, they’d be all over the Campaign like jackals on a two-day-old gazelle corpse.”
– Rick Wilson 
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It’s a good thing that Phony Stark…I mean, Elon Musk…has been plopping down gobs of cash on the 2024 Presidential Election. 

Why? It means he is panicking. Huge.

Democracy is winning and Project 2025 is losing. 

Without a complicit corporate media spinning their b.s. narrative about all being lost because rich people own the masses outright, Elon’s bribery would be falling flatter than it currently is.

None of the Nazified rich boys had planned to spend so significantly in order to attain their white nationalist fantasy. They figured that dangling a few gold coins at the insecure, racist, incel fanboys would transform the dupes into modern versions of Hitler’s Brownshirts, a gang of devoted enforcers who would do their bidding.

But…January 6th failed.

Rich white men love believing that they get to hate people’s guts with impunity. But the only reliable group that allows rich white men to mistreat them so egregiously is the racist fanboy crowd.

Caligula said it: Let Them Hate As Long As They Fear.

This phrase, incidentally, got co-opted by the NRA ammosexual bros. Sure, they translated it into Latin so it sounds swankier and have no clue how badly they self-own, but those dudes hurt their heads when they rub brain cells together too fast and we all know this fact, don’t we?

I hate my country right now.

But I love so many of my fellow countrymen.

Phony Stark and his crowd of Master Race-wannabe white guys overestimated the Trump voter and underestimated the Harris voter. They thought that incels would chorale the rest of the citizenry and intimidate America into another Trump presidency, just because they willed it to be so. 

Oops. 

As stressful as things are in October 2024, here’s the thing to remember about overprivileged white nationalists with too much money: 

They love that money. LOOOOOOOOOOVE that money. Like their Anti-Semitic stereotypes. No. Worse.

And they hate us. All of us. Yes, fanboy-dudebro-dipshits, even you. Especially you.

These types of hateful white dudes HATE spending even one penny more than they thought necessary. And they thought the steamrolling would be easy. 

Whatever he’s putting down to help shove Donald Trump and JD Vance into office, Elon isn’t doing it out of the goodness of his heart or a genuine desire to save the USA. (Like he didn’t spend way-too-much to purchase Twitter because he was concerned about free speech.)

He’s overspending in a fit of rage. 

Resentment-filled, immature, impotent rage. 

Peel away any blowhard’s over-the-top bluster and what do you have?

A piece of whiny boy-shit who just needs a hug. 

Instead of hugging Apartheid Clyde, show him what democracy looks like.

Show me what democracy looks like
This is what democracy looks like

Some earlier posts:
• NYC vacay. May, 2003.
• Operation Week Off
• ID photos should look stupid.
• A thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh..
• Intersection of Memory Lane and Flashback Avenue.

I also write fiction. I have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it.
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