Donald Trump Jr. Denies Presidential Run Rumors In Expletive-Filled Statement (HuffPo)
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The HuffPo article above made me laugh. Don Jr.? Please.

A few years ago, I ventured forward in time to review a range of movies from Eric Trump’s presidency. Here are those reviews:

Wall-to-wall music extravaganza: Demerit Dance Party
A family film: Assaulting the Handicapped: A Fathers and Sons Story
Vietnam War epic: Full Metal Jacket 2: the Legend of Dickie
Biopic about a historical figure: Ayn Rand’s Anal Antics #17
Superhero origin story: Impotent Rage Rises
An epic, timely saga: With Teabags Dangling from their Faces
A 21st-century political thriller: Tremendous Trump the First Vanquishes Evil Kaepernick Tremendously
College romp: “K” Is For “College”
Cutesy, kiddie tale: Becky Thavesth All Of Americath Aminalth
Rom-com: Neg & Nag
Buddy cop movie: Punchy and Kicky: Two Cops On the “Beat”
Civil War: Stonewall Jackson Single-Handedly Slays Socialists from the North
Modern drama: Hardass Babcock, One Badass Chickenhawk
A blockbuster with a message: Book Burnin’ Bikini Babes On Bourbon
Homage to a modern hero: My Smirk Is My War Face: the Kyle Rittenhouse Story
Big-budget, religious fable: Zeus: God of America

Besides being a critic of movies that haven’t been filmed yet, I also write fiction. Marketing communications, too.