Instead of Communism, let’s talk about Yourmommunism.

Romeo Whiskey Tango, continued.
Phony Stark needs his fanboys.

WHAT IS YOURMOMMUNISM?

Yourmommunists believe trickle-down economics is a joke, but a cruel one. An underhanded trick played on the masses by a wealthy minority. A worsening inequality rate is also a serious problem. It kills us and burns our Earth so high-net-worth individuals can extract money and political power.

Those who follow in the ways of Yourmommunism understand that the disproportionate few who increasingly benefit from systemic inequality need useful idiots, a bunch of non-rich (who never will be rich) rubes. Free of charge, dupes enable the plundering.

Okay, “free of charge” is not accurate. In return for aiding the wealthy, they receive a heaping helping of good ol’-fashioned, master-racy racism with a side of patriarchy. A “culture” war to defend the trickle-down way of life.

YOURMOMMUNISTS ANSWER CALLS FOR “CULTURE” WAR WITH NON-VIOLENT WISEASSERY AND DUMBASS SHENANIGANS.

When a Yourmommunist encounters a non-rich practitioner of trickle-down economics, their task is not to fight, but fuck with. Ridicule in ways which hint at the 800-pound gorilla in the room: nobody benefits from defending the wealthy except the wealthy. Yourmommunists become verbally (but not physically) brutal when discussing misguided beliefs that shortchange the believers’ kids’ futures.

The yourmommunist has figured out this demographic’s tactic is to waste our time and responds accordingly.

YOURMOMMUNISM IN ACTION: SAMPLE CONVERSATIONS

The duped person: “Elon Musk is a trillionaire because he works 100-hour weeks.”
The Yourmommunist: “Oh? I hear your mom works 100-hour weeks.”

The duped person: “Trump is taking on the Deep State.”
The Yourmommunist: “Do tell. Your mom took on the Deep State.”

The duped person: “Silicon Valley says AI is good for the economy.”
The Yourmommunist: “Hidden Valley Ranch says your mom is good for the economy.”

Youmommunists get it: an election has to be won. Now is not the time for lightweights.

Yourmommunists have caught on: non-rich Trump supporters are more aware than they let on (part of their fun is pretending otherwise). Yourmommunists treat these unpaid obstructionists like children. Yourmommunists realize the Epstein Class sees MAGA and others who are not rich—all of us—as nothing but a sub-class of beings. A fact every one of us comprehends. Including MAGA.

Those who experience a cheap, racist-and-sexist thrill from enabling the wealthy know exactly what they are doing. So Yourmommunists say so.

And this Yourmommunist says make sure you’re ready to vote and make sure your family and friends are ready to vote.

#TaxTheRich #EpsteinTrumpFiles

Earlier posts:
• Sith Rebirth, my Star Wars fanfiction story.
• Are you in your twenties and wondering what’s up with your parents?
• A gigantic thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh.
• World events since I released my first book.
• Open letter to a selfie of my drunk-ass self, taken on August 11th, 2001.

I write fiction and have a dark comedy series available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for itHere’s my professional site, my tradeFollow me on Medium.

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