Chickenhawks, racists and nazis—oh my!

A continuation of Parts I, II, III, IV. 

What a sad last couple of days it has been. Sad mainly because idiots control things and do nothing but make bad decisions. The American Right seems intent on starting a fight with anyone it can. America is at the bar and the guy at the far end of the bar is belligerent. Everyone is staring at the bartender to call the guy an Uber. The whole situation would be a lot less trepidatious if the violent drunk didn’t have access to the nukes.

For this Part Five of Fox News America isn’t getting the civil war it wants. Just the civil war it deserves., I figured it would be cool to break down the title of the series to its basics, “wants” and “deserves”. Sometimes, it’s good to be basic.

Fox News America wants: war.
Fox News America deserves: truth.

Fox News America wants: women in their places.
Fox News America deserves: people getting in their faces.

Fox News America wants: to pretend that they are gun-toting soldiers.
Fox News America deserves: to be called ammosexuals and chickenhawks.

Fox News America wants: to sic the cops on people they don’t like, while pretending that their act is part of a “civil war”.
Fox News America deserves: to be laughed at and humiliated every time they try to provoke fights and instigate trouble.

Fox News America wants: to rationalize their financial stress by blaming people with different skin colors.
Fox News America deserves: to know that Wall Street and Silicon Valley are the cause of their problems.

Fox News America wants: to be thought of as descendants of the “Greatest Generation”.
Fox News America deserves: to be reminded that the “Greatest Generation” killed Nazis.

Fox News America wants: to call 911.
Fox News America deserves: to call 1800STOPBEINGFASCIST.

Fox News America wants: authority over us.
Fox News America deserves: minority status.

Fox News America wants: subservience.
Fox News America deserves: shame.

Fox News America wants: war.
Fox News America deserves: truth.

Fox News America isn’t getting the civil war it wants, just the civil war it deserves, parts I, II, III, IV.