Incel Family Values are the new Family Values.
Elon Musk buys Texas compound for his children, their mothers: report (Fox News)
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Venture back in time with me, to immediately after September 11th, 2001.
The world was in shock. Grieving. It took a while for the reality of that day to sink in. We all felt it.
The USA’s male power-brokers grieved along with the rest of us.
For a beautiful stretch of time, their tears were just as sincere as anyone else’s. Whether it was somebody on the other side of the globe they’d never meet, or their admins, or some low-income folks in a rust belt town, the power-brokers and billions of other humans shared a sadness.
And then one day, the Wall Street, Silicon Valley, and Beltway crowds’ tears stopped flowing. Because they discovered a fact about the terrorist mastermind who devastated our country.
Bros learned that Osama bin Laden had multiple wives.
And, after learning this, power-brokers came to the conclusion that each one of these wives had a vagina.
Multiple wives means more than one vagina to choose from. While bros had jets and luxury pontoon boats, bin Laden had poontang.
An obsession, a quest for their own variety of owned poontang, began. And with it, a cultural paradigm shift in upper-middle-class white culture.
A system of values changed.
Over time, the phrases “American Taliban” and “Y’All Qaeda” entered pop-culture as The Right got weird. The Black Commander-In-Chief warped some people. I’m beginning to believe irreparably.
Here we are, November 2024. Welcome to the Kakistocracy.
Donald Trump is going back to the White House. Elon Musk is building a compound for his wives and children, as the Fox New link at the beginning of this post says.
The Family Values folks love these two men’s procreating abilities. More than they love themselves.
In other news, the Incel Di Tutti Incels is going to be our Vice President.
Also, Nick Fuentes is getting laughs from Trump voters with his “your body, my choice” “jokes.” People who worry about getting cancelled love humor like this.
Prepare for terrorism, everybody. Insecure incel terrorism by boys who think their life’s duty is to impregnate many women. These Elon-wannabes will be backed up by our nation’s police. White nationalists who think with their dicks are their leaders.
To crank up the Gen X irony vibe to ten, Elon should order his architects to copy Osama bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Exactly. Down to the last brick. Every room match the ones in the original structure.
But here’s where my idea gets tits: construct the whole thing out of solid gold.
Elon did so good with the election, Vlad should make him Employee of the Month.
Some earlier posts:
• The USA will so rock at fascism. Trust me. I wrote four books.
• New conspiracy theory: there is also a poo tape.
• LinkedIn removed my post about Trump simulating oral on a mic.
• A thank you, from me to Rush Limbaugh..
• Intersection of Memory Lane and Flashback Avenue.
I also write fiction. I have two dark comedies available, Fearkiller (Volume 1) and Notes from Trillionaire Island: Fearkiller (Volume 2), as well as Revolutionizer Alpha, the first book in a sci-fi series. I also wrote a story about God. It was weird, but then I decided to make the story and its sequel free. And all of the sudden, it didn’t seem as weird. Writing about God is much less weird when you write about God without charging money for it.
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Chris Maley 
The comparison between Elon Musk and Osama bin Laden is a rhetorical leap that undermines the very critique it seeks to make. While I appreciate the desire to provoke reflection on Musk’s influence, the framing diminishes both the gravity of historical atrocities and the legitimacy of systemic critiques about power concentration. Musk’s actions — though undeniably impactful — operate within legal and societal norms that require more thoughtful scrutiny, not hyperbole.
Drawing this parallel risks alienating a wider audience who might otherwise engage with the broader concerns about how Musk’s influence shapes societal norms. Ironically, such a sensational comparison reflects the same mix of spectacle and substance that Musk employs to great effect. A more grounded critique would focus on systemic vulnerabilities and whether our institutions are equipped to manage figures like Musk without tipping into reactionary rhetoric. Your narrative doesn’t need exaggeration to be compelling; the reality is provocative enough, mate.
Thank you for reading my post. Please remember that Elon is building a compound for his wives and kids in Texas, very bin Laden of him.
Chris, calling a $300-400B guy’s gated residence ‘bin Laden-esque’ feels like mistaking a panic room for a war bunker. At that wealth, a compound isn’t just paranoia or megalomania — it’s prudence. Musk invites plenty of critiques (some well-earned), but lumping him with history’s villains for living securely seems more headline bait than logic. Let’s aim for sharper jabs, not haymakers that miss, eh?
Love the playful rhetoric of some of your pieces. You certainly know how to “float like a butterfly,” but you still need to work on the targeting to make it ‘sting’.
Cheers!
(and thanks for the response!)
I see Elon as Phony Stark, a charlatan, rather than a true menace. The patriarchal vibe is part of the silliness, that’s what jumped out at me when it comes to the compound. The Right is twisting traditional narratives with the culture war stuff. I have to wonder why Elon got involved in it, crossing over from the business environment. Might be Vlad at work.