Donald Trump and his gang of spiteful, stink-eyed MAGAs do nazi why all votes should be counted.
C’mon, election workers!
Count those votes!
Donald is weird, ain’t he? Trashing the electoral system the way that he does. Hitlerian hilarity is Don’s thing.
Hitlerian hilarity—take the fact that Don has the authority to launch the nukes:
• He’s hitlerian: Donald lacks any sort of empathy for human life and would destroy a whole country using the nukes and not think twice about it.
• He’s hilarious: there’s a chance that he’d launch the nukes…just because.
Who knows? Some weird-ass voice could pop into his head—maybe his psycho-Dad—”DONALD! THIS IS THE MAN WHO HATES YOU! IF YOU WANT TO MAKE ME HAPPY, LAUNCH ALL OF THE NUKES AND LAUNCH THEM RIGHT NOW, DONALD!”
I like the dark side to my sense of humor. My first two books happen to be dark comedies. But these last four years—Jesus.
And I’m still trying to wrap my head around the idea that so many people voted for CheetoHitler after four years of CheetoHitler. Though I can’t really focus on that question at the moment because the vote has yet to be finalized.
The GOP has been systematically gumming up the country’s proverbial voting machine for decades now and moments like this were why they remained so committed to sabotaging the citizenry’s ability to vote. Compared to other first-world countries, the U.S. election system sucks. It’s suckiness varies state-by-state so the public starts to lose faith in the democratic process.
The 1% likes to see Americans on pins and needles, irate that it’s all taking so long to resolve and deep-down wondering if it’s all worth it.
Fascists like fostering cynicism. They don’t want us—and especially us white people, since we are gullible enough to think that our skin color makes us all master-racy—to believe in ourselves or the future.
In precarious times like these, I like to remember the wise words of the late, great Indiana Jones, may he rest in peace.
Older blog posts about this subject:
Yo, China and Russia: instead of making war on America, make war-porn for America.
I bet that the citizens of early-1930s Germany would have worn masks.
When we go smart, they go dumb.
Chickenhawks who think they’re drill sergeants.
When things get tense, whites get dense.