The 1% like ’em young, dumb, and full of shit.

Broke-ass bros want brown people back at work so the Investor Class can extract more wealth and park that money offshore.
Covid Shitheads 3
“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that ‘my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
– Isaac Asimov

The following is bound to happen any day now. I predict. 

Somewhere in America, a caucasian male who believes in trickle-down economics and American Exceptionalism will have an epiphany. After the intense insight pops into bro’s brain, bro will grab his phone to broadcast his discovery on social media. The phrasing will look something like this:

AnYOne eLsE noTiCe tHaT “sOcIAL dIsTAnCing” sOuNdS LIkE “sOCIaLIsm”??!!! nO cOMMies!

Doesn’t it seem like some smirky chickenhawk who calls the media “fake news” should have arrived at this observation by now? The fact that “social distancing” sounds eerily similar to “socialism” is precisely the type of surface-level factoid that obtuse white dudes love to unearth and point out to the masses. They voice shallow observations while projecting an air of authority like they have discovered a cure for cancer. The fellas who can simultaneously lick white billionaires’ boots and spread anti-Semitic paranoia about some Jewish deep state at the same time—how have they not stumbled upon this conspiracy yet? 

What’s wrong? Are the MAGA-hatted folks slipping? Perhaps they have been busy keeping the coronavirus at bay by shooting at it with their guns. I’m envisioning Aliens, only with Flu Klux Klan members instead of space-marines. (When you think about it, one coronavirus is nothing more than a really, really, really, really, really tiny xenomorph.)

A key fact cannot be disputed: more Americans will die from coronavirus because the #MAGA-hatted crowd wants to help the 1% to profiteer from this pandemic. And the MAGA-hatted wants to help them free of charge.

Here are some earlier posts about similar topics.

Yes indeed, bro. The phrase “white men built this country” is racist.

Bros: America’s new Jews.

Don’t get mad at them. They’re just being white.

Circus seals pretending to be Navy SEALs.

I hope that coronavirus helps America redefine the term “white trash.”

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11 thoughts on “The 1% like ’em young, dumb, and full of shit.

    1. That’s great, but I’ve seen a lot of dumb ones. These days, if you’re financially-stressed and you believe in the power of Trickle-Down Economics, you’re dumb. The rich white dudes love these rubes, but love from rich white dudes doesn’t pay the bills.

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